March 2012
pre10tious:
i hate facebook. it’s just a place i go to see how much more interesting my friend’s lives are.
February 2012
africans:
i hate how shitty my mom treats me in spite of the fact that i saved her life more than once
do you know how many chain emails i’ve passed on to make sure she didn’t die in five hours???
mcsingle:
i brought my friend to panera and she forgot her wallet then wanted me to pay
thedreamersball:
I cannot stress enough how attractive I am
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum goes to the corner store to get a can of delicious arizona iced tea and when he takes out his wallet he grabs it wrong and it opens at a weird angle and all his change and his bank card and drivers license fall out and everyone behind him in line is looking at him like “wow what an idiot” while he frantically tries to pick up all his pennies
Watch
“I’m actually not funny I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.”
– Stewie Griffin, Family Guy (via secretadorations)
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
“About life:
It is not complicated unless I make it so. It is not difficult...”
– James Frey, A Million Little Pieces (via ah—lee)
Well my mom is gone for the next 10 days :)
Who wants to come over, get drunk and hang out? WOO!~
myawkwardtumble:
Miley Cyrus: Rumor has it...
“Did black people just become slaves because they had nothing else to do?”
– This kid in my class just said the stupidest thing. (via holymotherofrowling)
monday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
tuesday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
wednesday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
thursday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
friday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
saturday: lol no school
sunday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
“The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.”
– Roseanne Barr (via dontletthemin)
Watchchaiinreaction:
cristy:
supercorri:
jwebmusic:
-shrooms:
WHAT THE FUCK FUHGBRGKWHENKE
WHAT THE HECK HAPPENS NEXT
WHAT THE FUCK
Should I be worried? Cause I can’t stop laughing.
I CAN’T BREATHE OMG IS SHE DEAD.
textposter:
YOLO, YOLO, A pirates life for me
“Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also...”
– Unknown (via k-ill)
bootyliciouskatamari:
I don’t need Gaga’s perfume because I already smell like blood and semen 24/7
cleifmastersix:
what is the deal with massachussets it’s like full of cool people I want to live there
im literally in the worst mood ever -.- I just want to snuggle.
If unborn babies are people:
phenthouse:
Soon to be parents can claim an additional dependent on their taxes.
Pregnant women working full time would break child labor laws.
3 words: Children Eat Free!
Pregnant women can drive in HOV lanes.
Sex with a pregnant chick is pedophilia and breaking & entering. (“Get outa ma house!”)
“No entry to this NC-17 movie for you, lady.”
