January 2012
December 2011
Fuck the warning, I want to do stunts on Jackass.
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nocturnalpoop:
icantspelll:
ha ha ha im havin a party all by myself tonight in my bedroom with drugs, a bottle of vodka, and sleeping pills sucks to be u guys :-) :-)
same but without vodka, drugs and slepping pills and im actually watching top chef
annikafagface:
i have no plans for tonight just like every other night of my life
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My Dutch friend tried to tell me that Holland is better than America. I made it a point to show that he was writing that to me in English.
hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
cleifmastersix:
people who actively and excitedly use words like “fandom” and “shipping”
please stop posting such accurate things, thank you :)
I have to go to NYC with my mom. Who wants to stab...
thelittlemermuslim:
im going into 2012 a virgin someone better change this before the apocalypse
libertyorke:
“brace yourselves, the 2012 status updates are coming”
shall i make that my status?
someone talk to me so i can use this amazing pick up line, omg
toocooltobehipster:
so earlier i was looking at some ron caps for a graphic when i noticed something strange
uh huh right right
ok
wait what the fuck is that in the corner
hOLY SHIT
o hmy god???
troj4n:
”New year. New me.” Please just shut up. You were a dumb bitch at 11:59, And at 12:01 im pretty sure you’re gonna be the same dumb bitch you were 2 minutes ago.
When you write a status that says ‘Bottle poppin and booties sloppin’ I really hope you don’t “get it in” tonight.
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I came to the conclusion that stressing over a guy is irrelevant. I’ll be married to Tom Felton in a few years anyway.
My friend yesterday during a game said that ‘being a nigger’ was a politically incorrect personality trait and proceeded to draw three black people.
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Before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my...
onedirectionmusic:
DO IT PLEASE
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
addictedtocockles:
#how’s it like in 2012? #flying cars? #zombies? #did justin bieber grow chest hair?
onlinehannah:
why are feet so ugly and creepy
Can someone come hang out with me tonight on New...
Please….
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cleifmastersix:
anyone who actually thinks that “all the good things in LIFE are ILLEGAL, DANGEROUS, or FATTENING” is looking in the fucking wrong place
the good things in life have no downsides.
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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ohsnapitsjackie:
Whenever I like a guy and they have hundreds of other girls on them, I do myself a favor and automatically back off before I develop any stronger feelings. I feel so insignificant compared to all the other girls on his jock so why even bother trying and wasting time, right? And even if he did happen to show a slight interest in me, I’m sure that interest would disappear very...
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But I don’t understand how someone can be so boring they respond with one word answers. HOW!?